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The French Farmer sits down on the stump he was previously chopping away at, pulls a handkerchief from his pocket, wipes sweat from off his face, and waits for the Nazi convoy to arrive. He also extracts a expensive black fountain pen from his uniform front pocket. Before he was assassinated, Heydrich apparently hated the moniker the good people of Prague bestowed on him. For in the other world, the gods only respect the ones they test first.
After living for a year with the sword of Damocles suspended over his head, this may very well be the end. Opening the folder, and referring to it; COL LANDA Now before the occupation there were four Jewish families in this area, all dairy farmers like yourself. Actually why he would hate the name, "The Hangman", is baffling to me It would appear he did everything in his power to earn it.
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Written by Quentin Tarantino 1. NARRATOR(VO) Needless to say, once The Basterds heard about him, he never got there.
EXT - DAIRY FARM- DAY The modest dairy farm in the countryside of Nancy, France (what the French call cow country). EXT- FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE - DAY The Basterds AMBUSH the prison convoy, killing everybody.
The young lady runs to the water pump by the house. COL LANDA please excuse my rude intrusion on your routine. While still holding the French Woman's hand, and looking into her eyes, The S. Colonel says; COL LANDA Monsieur La Padite, the rumors I have heard in the village about your family are all true. His eyes leave the mother, and move to the three daughters. LANDA (CON' T ) And each of your daughters is more lovely then the last. This being a dairy farm one would be safe in assuming you have milk? However, I've been lead to believe you speak English quite well? I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. I just have A few questions Monsieur La Padite, if you can assist me with answers, my department can close the file on your family. It's always been his belief, only a weakling, in mind, body, and spirt complies with the enemy under threat of consequence.
She picks up a basin, and begins pumping, after a few pumps, water comes out splashing into the basin. COL clicks his heels together, and takes the hand of the French Farmers Wife... Taking his black leather attache case, and placing it on the table, he takes out a folder from inside. As Werner watched men cry like women, pleadingly offer their knowledge, in exchange for their worthless lives, he made a vow to himself. When they put him under the earth, his dignity would be buried with him. The captured German Sgt, enters the circle of Basterds, stands straight before the sitting southern Lieutenant, and salutes his captor.
That is unless, you have something to tell me that will make the conducting of a search unnecessary. TITTLE CARD:"INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" 1$, FADE UP CHAPTER TITLE APPEARS: F CHAPTER TWO "INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" FADE UP EXT - SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND - DAY A bunch of SOLDIERS are lined up at attention. RAINE, a hillbilly from the mountains of Tennessee, walks down the line.
(PAUSE) I might add also, that any information that makes the preforming of My duty easier, will not be met with punishment. He recruits the men, the Germans will later call; "The Basterds". Aldo has one defining physical characteristic, a ROPE BURN around his neck. A the Nazi Colonel, busies himself with his smoking life, he ontinues to hold court at the Frenchmans table. Is it to fight the Germans in the name of France to your last breath? Now y'all might of heard rumors about the armada happening soon. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And then throw their bodies in the sewers, for the rats of Paris to feast! HITLER KLIEST1 KLIEST VOICE comes out of the intercom; KLIEST'S VOICE(OS) Year mine Fuhrer. KELIST'S VOICE(OS) He's the soldier you wanted to see personally. A LARGE KNIFE ENTERS FRAME, and begins SLICING ALONG THE HAIRLINE. After SLICING is complete, the SCALP easily peels off like a banana. While one man guarded us, the rest removed the hair. COL LANDA The other mistake the German soldier make is their severe handling of the citizens who give shelter and aid to the Jews. They are simply confused people, trying to make some sense out of the madness war creates. They simply need to be reminded of their duty in war time. In this war, you have found yourself in the middle of a conflict that has nothing to do with yourself, your lovely ladies, or your cows - yet, here you are. Or, is it to harass the occupying army to the best of your ability? Aldo Raine, and I'm puttin together a special team. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin, guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin one thing, and thing only, Killin Nazi's. But I sure as hell, didnt come down from the goddamn Smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi's lessons in humanity. There the foot soldiers of a Jew hatin, mass murderin manic, and they need to be destroyed. ALDO (CON'T) We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are. And when the Germans close their eyes at night, and their sub conscious tortures them for the evil they've done, it will be with thoughts of us, that it tortures them with. The Fuhrer sits down at the table to compose himself, and wipe his greasy black hair out of his face. HITLER I have a order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. All The Basterds wore German scalps tied to their belts. The farm consists of a house, small barn, and twelve cows spread about. The owner of the property, a bull of a man FRENCH FARMER, brings a axe up and down on A tree stump blemishing his property. The Farmer SPLASHES water from the basin on his face and down his front. HANS LANDA offers the French Farmer PERRIER LAPADITE his hand. - Heer Colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? COL LANDA Please, Monsieur La Padite, it is your house, make yourself comfortable. And Shosanna, was fifteen or sixteen, I'm not really sure. SACK TO LANDA AND PERRIER COL LANDA Well I guess that should do it. Farmer stands up, goes over to the ice box, and takes out the aft of milk. COL LANDA The feature that makes me such a effective hunter of the Jews, is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a jew. He takes a towel off a nail, and wipes the excess water from his face and chest, as he watches the two motorcycles, the one automobile, and the four representatives of the National Socialist Party come to a halt on his property. Colonel crosses the distance between them with long strides, and says in French with a smile on his face; NAZI OFFICER It is a pleasure to meet you Monsieur La Padite, I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S. The Frenchman takes the German hand in his and shakes it. COL LANDA I was hoping you could invite me inside your home and we may have a discussion. The Farmer gets up from the table, goes to his shelf over the fireplace, and removes from it a WOODEN BOX that contains all the fixins to his pipe. CUT TO UXT - DAIRY FARM - DAY The Mother and her three Daughters finish taking the laundry off the clothes line. Be begins gathering up his papers, and putting them back into his ttache case. COL LANDA However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? As he walks over and fills the Nazi Colonel's glass, German Officer talks. where they can only think like a German, or more precisely, a German soldier. This family has done the only thing they could, hidden from a occupying army that wishes to exterminate them. Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? COL LANDA Yet, they are both rodent's, are they not? (let's the METAPHOR sink in) What a tremendously hostile world a rat must endure. And the reason for this, is because our little foe has a instinct for survival and presavation second to none. PERRIER We were families in the same community, in the same bussiness. Colonel takes in this answer, seems to except it, then moves to the next question. And except for the fact that one has a big bushy tail, while the other has a long repugnt tail of rodent skin, they even rather look alike, don't they? And that Monsieur, is what a jew shares with a rat. Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred nazi scalps. And all y'all will git me, one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazi's... CUT TO EXT - MOUNTAIN TOP CHALET- DAY A huge Chalet on a misty mountain top in Barvia. papers till he gets to the page that contains the German soldiers, name, statistics, and photo. We Read a SUBTITLE in the sky above the farm house; CHAPTER ONE "ONCE UPON A TIME IN... They walk to the back of the troop truck, inside Hugo in chains, stares back at them. NAZI OCCUPIED FRANCE" This SUBTITLE disappears, and is replaced by another one; "1941 One year into the German occupation of France".