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Clever sayings for online dating

The way you want it to be – I can’t do any longer and the way I want – you wouldn’t like.

Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the right and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone.

Let's all help our sisters worldwide to stand tall and know, they can and they will recover, survive and thrive, to live the life they deserve.

To all the sisters who reached out and held my hand in whatever way you could, who cried my tears with me, and laughter my laughter too, I thank every one of you. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life.

Again, you'd think these things would go without saying.

A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.

There is nothing worse than reading a joke that isn't funny and then having the fact that it isn't funny, but that somehow someone else thinks it is, explained to you.

If your joke isn't funny to that person, it's either a) not funny at all, or b) not funny to him/her. In the middle of this city you're walking around in, surrounded by thousands and millions of people walking, you fear you might be the only one who likes walking?

It just doesn't seem right.” ― Jenny Colgan, “Don't you think it's weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books?

It's as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself.

Elementary my dear Watson, it’s easier to button up with the right hand. Miss, where did you buy these thin and curved pantyhose? When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”. Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. Other funny sayings, similar to dating sayings you may find in categories: If you know a great funny saying about dating, or you have a whole story that happened for you – please share it with community.

Madonna with child – a painting of an unknown artist. While looking at her face it seemed like her legs were crooked. Analgin – a very reliable medicine against pregnancy. If you can’t find a girlfriend, that probably means that someone found two of them…

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